A Thousand Years of Blackness: Voters Now Consider An Endorsement by the National Rifle Association To Be a LIABILITY!

Disclaimer: As per this blog post, this is a parody of Chuck Norris's hysterical "Thousand Years of Darkness" plea for right wingers to get out and vote against President (Re-elected!!!) Obama. In his video he ranted about the coming death of "freedom" in America. As a result, I have started a series of blogs that seek to rub it into Conservatives' faces when one of their misguided, cherished "freedoms" are lost, or when a new idea proposes to take those "freedoms" away. This blog post, thus, highlights yet another one of the worst possible nightmares that Conservatives could ever face: the voters they've been trying to hoodwink for so long, consider a political endorsement by the NRA to be a bad thing. Oh noes. All your guns are belong to Obama, the Communist dictator who has never shot someone for calling him a Communist dictator...

(Disclaimer: I own guns. I do not support the NRA or their extremist stance, though. Gun ownership isn't even as regulated as car ownership, and that needs to change.)

Voters consider NRA endorsement a negative

Much has been made in recent weeks about the NRA's political strength, but PPP's newest national poll finds more voters consider their endorsement to be a negative than a positive. 39% say they would be less likely to vote for a candidate who had the NRA's support to just 26% who say they'd be more likely to, with 32% saying it wouldn't influence them one way or the other. Among independents 41% consider an NRA endorsement to be a turn off to 27% who say it's a plus.

In general 53% of voters say they support stricter gun laws in the country to 39% who are opposed to them. Those numbers are basically identical to a 53/40 spread a month ago, suggesting that the desire for stronger legislation has not died down as Newtown gradually fades from voters' minds. On the specific issue of an assault weapons ban 51% of voters are supportive to 42% who are opposed. It has support from a solid majority of Democrats, as well as 26% of Republicans.

A Thousand Years of Blackness: The FCC Intrudes On The Free Market! Communism On The Rise!

Disclaimer: As per this blog post, this is a parody of Chuck Norris's hysterical "Thousand Years of Darkness" plea for right wingers to get out and vote against President (Re-elected!!!) Obama. In his video he ranted about the coming death of "freedom" in America. As a result, I have started a series of blogs that seek to rub it into Conservatives' faces when one of their misguided, cherished "freedoms" are lost, or when a new idea proposes to take those "freedoms" away. This blog post, thus, highlights another one of the worst possible nightmare that Conservatives could ever face: the government proposing to create a taxpayer-funded alternative to privately-funded Internet access. Republicans call this GODLESS COMMUNISM. You go, FCC. Maybe a few wingtards will "rise up against Communism" and get thrown in Club Fed.

Tech, telecom giants take sides as FCC proposes large public WiFi networks

The federal government wants to create super WiFi networks across the nation, so powerful and broad in reach that consumers could use them to make calls or surf the Internet without paying a cellphone bill every month.

The proposal from the Federal Communications Commission has rattled the $178 billion wireless industry, which has launched a fierce lobbying effort to persuade policymakers to reconsider the idea, analysts say. That has been countered by an equally intense campaign from Google, Microsoft and other tech giants who say a free-for-all WiFi service would spark an explosion of innovations and devices that would benefit most Americans, especially the poor.

The airwaves that FCC officials want to hand over to the public would be much more powerful than existing WiFi networks that have become common in households. They could penetrate thick concrete walls and travel over hills and around trees. If all goes as planned, free access to the Web would be available in just about every metropolitan area and in many rural areas.

From Here on Out, I'm Doing a "Thousand Years of Blackness" Series of Reports.

In honor of Chuck "Hysterical Man" Norris and this video:

I am going to start a series of blogs about the ramifications of Chuck Norris's and his wife's "Thousand Years of Darkness" that they predicted would happen if President Obama was re-elected (which he was!). That means I will seek to announce news of every law, proposed or actually passed, that Conservatives despise and characterize as taking away their freedoms.

Every new tax that is introduced, every new environmental pollution control regulation that becomes law, is a blow to the misguided Conservative notion of freedom.

Conservatives, welcome to a thousand years of blackness. AKA Chuck Norris's code word for the browning of America.